BODILINGUS 
daevid allen

phone: 
'Hello!'

body: 
'Hello! Is that my virtual you? 
This is your body speaking!

Ahh yeah hah my body!
My body is talking to me!
Uh oh! My flesh is stressing! 
Distressing!
Its creeping! Its crawling! 
My bones are knocking.
They're clicking. 
They're clackety clacketing!
My tongue is furr 
licky sticky wicketing! 
My tongue is flickering. 
My teeth are g-g-g-gnashing! 
Gnashing!
They're racheting! 
Yick Yak Yak YUK! 
I have bad breath!
My bowels are wise. 
My wise old bowels!
Downloading. Downloading.
My eyes say:
WEBSITE! WEBSITE! WEBSITE!

CHORUS

Speak with your body.
Feel with your mind.
Dance with your heart and soul.
My feet are very under-standing!!
My knees are very knowing!
They argue 
They debate!

My kneecaps 
My old school kneecaps!
Are scoffing! 
They're quaffing! 
They're scuffling!

My feet are carrying on regardless!
They're carrying on regardless!
My ears are radiating. 
They're tintintabulating!
My skin is very rash. 
What's it insinuating?
Too much skin-up-ulating?

CHORUS

My poor old bum! My bum!
Its dumbing down! 
Its numb! Its numb!
My scrotum is bitching, 
its tetchy, its twitching.
My prostate is postulating 
I think it's taking the piss!

My spermatoza goes eeek! 
Is that monsanto?
Is that the monsanto clause? 
The testicle my friends,
is very mystical. 
Or simply testy, testy.
Very very testy!

CHORUS

Now I remember my body
Our body, my body, your body
Every body!
What a surprise!
You're very very wise!
I call it body language 
I call it body language 
I call it body language 
So thank you very very much!