FOOD FOR THOUGHT 'Half a pound of bananas for a pound' he sez So I sez to 'im 'This banana's black, AND it's got a hole in the middle, an' not only that, it's round and flat 'n all' 'What's the matter?' he sez 'Ain't you never seen a round, flat banana with a hole in the middle before? Government subsidized, they are, high protein, free range, black plastic bananas, broken all records, quite a few teeth, AND one or two cassettes on the quiet. Tell you what!' he sez loudly: 'Take this record of: Yes we have no bananas, Half a pound of tuppeny rice, Half a pound of treacle, AND 200 Green Stamps, Then lets be seeing the back-to-front of you' Well, you should have seen the nasty mess it made of the turntable, never did find the needle to this day I tell yer, funny shape for a record too, more like a banana I'd say, know what I mean? Wad-a-mean, wad-a-mean, wad-a-mean, wad-a-mean wad-a-mean, wad-a-mean, wad-a-mean, wad-a-mean