FRED THE FISH

BBC Radio announcer:
'And now's the moment 
 at five to three a.m. 
 for which you've chosen 
 to deprive yourselves of sleep'

Hello! Banana

O hand me me Bowler 
and me Didgery Doo
one banana sandwich 
and a bucket of tea
abra cabra dabra 
I'm a coolibar tree
takes a bowl 'a soup 
to paint a picture like me
no doubt about it

some dogs breakfast 
of a bloke I be
smokin' all the tea leaves 
on me family tree
I'm a friend of tweedle dum 
and tweedly dee
Lotsa lovely badges 
on me old school knee-cap

O hand me a dahlia 
we're goin' to Australia
Me life's been a failure
She's turned me down

Soon I'll be waltzin' 
on the old gold sands
Everything's too loverly 
to understand
Pass me the parsley 
and me 99th chip
ain't nothin' nasty 
gonna pass my lips
How you going son?


[from daevid's hand-written lyrics]

'John Coltrane Kazoo solo, followed 
 by general repeating of above words 
 and winds up with...'

O gimmie sweet potato!