FRED THE FISH BBC Radio announcer: 'And now's the moment at five to three a.m. for which you've chosen to deprive yourselves of sleep' Hello! Banana O hand me me Bowler and me Didgery Doo one banana sandwich and a bucket of tea abra cabra dabra I'm a coolibar tree takes a bowl 'a soup to paint a picture like me no doubt about it some dogs breakfast of a bloke I be smokin' all the tea leaves on me family tree I'm a friend of tweedle dum and tweedly dee Lotsa lovely badges on me old school knee-cap O hand me a dahlia we're goin' to Australia Me life's been a failure She's turned me down Soon I'll be waltzin' on the old gold sands Everything's too loverly to understand Pass me the parsley and me 99th chip ain't nothin' nasty gonna pass my lips How you going son? [from daevid's hand-written lyrics] 'John Coltrane Kazoo solo, followed by general repeating of above words and winds up with...' O gimmie sweet potato!