HIPOPPOTHESIS

I don't know, POP!
People who get in certain states 
of mind will know the meaning 

Answer to hypothetical question, 
Pop hot Almonds into crushed glasses
of Oxo Cupids, it might help out 
if your body ain't stupid.

The question was not hypothetical

OK
If you can convince me 
that any question 
is anything but hypothetical,
while I peacefully push 
this toasted Cream Cheese 
muscular sandwich into acquainting 
itself with my teeth 
and no illogical irruptions, 
if you please.

Le Gran Burp. POP! Pop! Sorry!!

What weren't you saying? Sorry!

Any hypothesist 
worth calling himself a Poet
would never question 
'I don't know answers, or hypotheses,
unless others wise prunes proved it. 
Sorry!'

Meanwhiles whiled away 
time in Washington,
wishing he'd left it all filthy 
in the first place,
and to hell with the 
Hypodermathetomic.

Who can afford it anyway? 
With a Reagan in Office.

HE shall not want THEY will be done.

Hypo-romises 
to a-fish-all polluted anyways,
and Cousteau paid for himself 
in the drains.

Halleluyah! said the Spire
as the Church caught fire,
the weather was vain
but the Church was the Liar.

A Hippopotamus has rented 
the Apartment upstairs. 
I'll have to complain about
the noise, parties all night, 
the ceiling's going to go any minute.

I don't mind, but I can't have 
THAT falling on top of me
in the middle of Nightingales 
in a Barking Squat.

I shall live on a shelf me self.

A Rackman.

Rented the rest its a way to invest
Trying to beat the Conflaitabinations.

Baby Jack, son of Gunga Din, 
a phoney plugger,
Went to Jamaica 
to look for some Sugar,
Chased a Bugger-ound a Marijuana Tree.
Going mad, but consistent.

A Rhinoceros 
has just rushed into my bed-room,
the Fly Spray seems to be
inadequate, as are the Tranquilizers,
there MUST be some solution.

Is there no peace?
Its doing it all over the floor!
No wonder the rent's cheap,
with a Rhino rushing around 
a room the size of a sock all night,
and I have to get up early 
to catch a Bus in the afternoon.
Dead, but still landing!