PRINCE OF SIDEWALK SCOOTER

Like this is mega serious, man

When the Prince of Sidewalk Scooter 
disappeared in his computer
everyone was not quite sure 
just what to do.

Maybe it was the punk food, 
maybe it was the TV or 
sudden death metal deep blues
It wasn't his intention 
to slip between dimensions
but he said that's just the way 
things really are.

So he plunged into the hard drive 
and he surfaced in dance rave
and he met his perfect double 
in a bar.

And they danced so easily
And matched so naturally
Fly on the winds from the moon

Oh that Prince of Sidewalk Scooter
disappeared in his computer
Everyone's not quite sure just 
what to do

But then he came out on the desktop
And made himself an alias

Apple talking, 
moon walking triple, 
triple trickster
Wearing no shoes
His job was to protect 
all the vunerable babes
With the data-base wide-band blues

But he said, hey 
unplug me at the mains
I got some pages stuck together
I tell this computer's 
about to crash

It's just a bad dream
Wipe your disc clean
Dump you old memory in the trash

he came out on the desktop
And made himself an alias
Apple talking, moon walking triple, 
triple trickster - you bet

His job is to protect 
all the vunerable babes
With the data-base wide-bank net

Well there's 
King Arthur of the Keys
He had his cursor freeze
He was more a Don Quxiote 
than a knight

But Professor Sparrow 
from the University of Errors
Says no worries 
she'll be home my friend 
tonight