PRINCE OF SIDEWALK SCOOTER Like this is mega serious, man When the Prince of Sidewalk Scooter disappeared in his computer everyone was not quite sure just what to do. Maybe it was the punk food, maybe it was the TV or sudden death metal deep blues It wasn't his intention to slip between dimensions but he said that's just the way things really are. So he plunged into the hard drive and he surfaced in dance rave and he met his perfect double in a bar. And they danced so easily And matched so naturally Fly on the winds from the moon Oh that Prince of Sidewalk Scooter disappeared in his computer Everyone's not quite sure just what to do But then he came out on the desktop And made himself an alias Apple talking, moon walking triple, triple trickster Wearing no shoes His job was to protect all the vunerable babes With the data-base wide-band blues But he said, hey unplug me at the mains I got some pages stuck together I tell this computer's about to crash It's just a bad dream Wipe your disc clean Dump you old memory in the trash he came out on the desktop And made himself an alias Apple talking, moon walking triple, triple trickster - you bet His job is to protect all the vunerable babes With the data-base wide-bank net Well there's King Arthur of the Keys He had his cursor freeze He was more a Don Quxiote than a knight But Professor Sparrow from the University of Errors Says no worries she'll be home my friend tonight