WELL IN IT

I walked upon a lonely path
and came upon a turd.
While stepping neatly over it
I seemed to think I heard
it say to me:
'I smell so bad
I'm something of a shit.'
I said to it:
'I lost my nose
so I don't care a bit'
And then I thought it said some more
but as I'd lost an ear
it didn't make much difference
'cos I simply couldn't hear.

I was thinking that a talking turd
is really rather strange
when both my eyes dropped in my head
and I went quite deranged.
I almost tried to eat it
but it's really not my taste
and anyway I couldn't
as my mouth had got misplaced.

Now I'd like to face this problem
but that's also disappeared
and now I come to think of it
the rest looks pretty weird.

So should you tread a lonely path
and chance upon a turd
just be sure to turn a blind eye
and don't listen to a word.
It may all sound a bit far-fetched
but I don't care a bit
the reason's quite apparent
it's called 'BEING IN THE SHIT'.