WELL IN IT I walked upon a lonely path and came upon a turd. While stepping neatly over it I seemed to think I heard it say to me: 'I smell so bad I'm something of a shit.' I said to it: 'I lost my nose so I don't care a bit' And then I thought it said some more but as I'd lost an ear it didn't make much difference 'cos I simply couldn't hear. I was thinking that a talking turd is really rather strange when both my eyes dropped in my head and I went quite deranged. I almost tried to eat it but it's really not my taste and anyway I couldn't as my mouth had got misplaced. Now I'd like to face this problem but that's also disappeared and now I come to think of it the rest looks pretty weird. So should you tread a lonely path and chance upon a turd just be sure to turn a blind eye and don't listen to a word. It may all sound a bit far-fetched but I don't care a bit the reason's quite apparent it's called 'BEING IN THE SHIT'.